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sCarY SaNTa Shorts

Description: he's coming back to see u :)

Tags: crime, funny christmas, holiday sweater, horror, merry christmas
Unburdened Shorts

Description: Unburdened by what has been the last three and a half years. Thank goodness.

Tags: 2024 election, donald trump, donald trump 2024, election, kamala harris
Hipster Santa Shorts

Description: Merry Christmas, bro.

Tags: beard, bearded, beards, cool, cool christmas
Santa, the not so skinny legend Shorts

Description: He's still a legend though.

Tags: christmas lights, christmas sweater, christmas tree, funny christmas, holiday sweater
I Saw That. Shorts

Description: Santa's watching!

Tags: christmas gifts, christmas present, christmas sweater, holiday sweater, merry christmas
Dadgummit - Sometimes swearing helps Shorts

Description: You got a potty mouth.

Tags: cynical, funny, humor, snark, snarky
Ho x 3! Shorts

Description: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

Tags: funny christmas, funny christmas sweater, gay, happy holidays, hoeing
The Fantastic Four Piece Kit! Shorts

Description: Everything you need in 4 pieces. No superpowers required!!

Tags: band, drum, drummer, drums, drumsticks
Christmas Spirit Loading Shorts

Description: Is your Christmas spirit still loading? You've got time...

Tags: christmas funny, christmas funny gift, christmas gift, christmas spirit, funny
Merry Christmas Y'all! Shorts

Description: Merry Christmas to all y'all!

Tags: christmas day, christmas present, christmas sweater, holiday sweater, merry christmas
Trust me. I'm a drummer. Shorts

Description: Do you trust your doctor? Okay, but would you trust the drummer?

Tags: band, drum, drummer funny, drummer gifts, drummer quote
Drummer Shorts

Description: I'm the drummer, dude.

Tags: band, drum, drum love, drum lover, drummers
Merry and Bright...kinda sorta Shorts

Description: Kinda merry and sorta bright.

Tags: christmas sweater, cute, funny, merry and bright, merry and bright christmas
Acid Skull Shorts

Description: Trippy acid skull

Tags: abstract, acid, colorful, colorful design, halloween
That's a sick meme bro! Shorts

Description: That is indeed an extremely sick meme. Bro.

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan, funnytee
Don't be part of the problem. Shorts

Description: Be the whole freaking problem.

Tags: distressed, funny gift, funny quote, humor gift, raccoon
I Love U 2 Pieces - Zombie Love Shorts

Description: Luv ya to pieces. Or in pieces.

Tags: halloween, halloween for girls, halloween for men, halloween for women, halloween gift
Vintage Halloween Mask Shorts

Description: Retro distressed mask design. Yes, this can totally be your costume.

Tags: 1970s, 70s halloween, costume, happy halloween, retro
Black Cat distressed Shorts

Description: Black cat mid-century style. Distressed design

Tags: cat lover, cat mom, cat person, cats, cute
Zombie Driver Shorts

Description: The zombies are driving cars now. We're doomed.

Tags: boys halloween, halloween for men, halloweenshirt, halloweentee, horror
Welcome to the Pumpkin Patch! Shorts

Description: I think I might stay away from this pumpkin patch. But the shirt is cool.

Tags: autumn, boys halloween, fall, halloween for girls, halloween for men
Eat, Drink, and Be Scary Shorts

Description: The answer to your question, “Now what do I do??”

Tags: boys halloween, halloween for girls, halloween for men, halloween for women, halloween gifts
LiveLaughLove Rock Shorts

Description: Live, Laugh, and Love. And Rock. Don’t forget to Rock.

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, band, motivation
Trick or Treat Yo’self! Shorts

Description: Be kind to yourself. Even during spooky time.

Tags: autumn, fall, funny slogan, horror, humor
Steely Dan - Aja Shorts

Description: Fagen and Becker’s masterpiece. All the deets in wearable form.

Tags: 1970s music, 70s, 90s, classic rock, mid century
1620 Sunset Shorts

Description: 1620 Sunset - your favorite Birmingham band - is back!

Tags: band, birmingham, birmingham al, birmingham alabama, birmingham city
Y'ALL Shorts

Description: Even hard rockers say y'all...?

Tags: 80s, band, black metal, death metal, deathcore
O/CD Shorts

Description: Took a couple of tries, but I got it.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, cute, depression, disorder
Fantastic Four Old School Shorts

Description: Old school F4 logo.

Tags: comic, comics, doctor doom, doom, dr doom
Y'all! Shorts

Description: Y'all means everyone. :)

Tags: be kind, fun, funny, gift, gift idea
Live, Laugh, Love Shorts

Description: Live, laugh, love. But weird and scary.

Tags: bones, costume, costume halloween, dead, death
Yacht Rock Shorts

Description: Watch out for those goth Yacht Rockers. They're a problem.

Tags: 1970s music, 70s, 80s, 90s, band
Mental Health Matters Shorts

Description: Mental health matters for everyone!

Tags: anxiety, anxious, awkward, depression, funny
Creativity takes courage Shorts

Description: Quote from Henri Matisse.

Tags: artistic, arts, artwork design, beautiful, beauty
Creativity is intelligence having fun. Shorts

Description: Einstein creativity quote.

Tags: adventure, beautiful, brave, courage, creative
What if nobody was president... Shorts

Description: What if nobody was president and we all promised to be cool? That could work. Right?

Tags: democrat, harris, harris 2024, kamala 2024, kamala harris

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